Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Do I Know You?

Season 4, Episode 1
September 22, 2008

High five! I think I have just kicked this nasty little habit I developed and I am back on the “sleeping with everything that moves” wagon! Alright! High five!

I admit, my lonely and pathetic readers, I did slip for a moment. I slipped right off the sleeping around wagon and fell right into the “oh, my Barney! I think I love her” mud puddle. But, like any self respecting man (and I do mean MAN) I brushed off my suit, had it dry cleaned and pressed, then used its well-tailored charms to work my way back into the good graces of man many women everywhere.

How did I overcome my tragic dose of feelings? I remembered this, my dear friends:
Why I Like Bimbos, Part 1
1.
They make me happy
2.
They make me feel alive
3.
They make me want to pretend to be a better man
4.
They are confused
5.
They have vacant, trusting stares
6.
They have sluggish, unencumbered minds
7.
They have daddy issues
8.
They love me, or at least whoever I tell them “me” is
9.
They are always there for me, you can always find one around
10.
You can usually find one in a thin crust style
11.
They make me feel even smarter than I normally do
12.
They always have hydrogen peroxide in their cupboards, so if you get a cut, it’s safe to be with one of them
13.
Their mouths usually hang open anyways
14.
They always let you win at chess…or go fish…or chutes and ladders. And maybe the term isn’t “let you win…”
15.
They aren’t Robin
Wait, Say what? How did that get in there?
More reasons I love BIMBOS (and not Robin, because clearly I do NOT love her) are to come…

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or was it apparent in the first season (yes First Season) that Barney and Robyn eventually get married?

Oh how I love pineapple !! said...

I think it's just you. What makes you think that ?

Anonymous said...

what episode?

The Webman said...

btw i love this show it's so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B@7 said...

cumon where r th next posts

Anonymous said...

They get married??

Bradders said...

ah a MIGHTY set of reasons!
what happened to
"she thinks shes playing you"

spying a lady that thinks shes bett...
lady that thinks xD..
.
better then you would easily put you in an easy game!
and come on Barney..its us..its not like its ever a hard game

*wink*

Anonymous said...

robin nd barney aren't married!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi5!
More posts!
Come on!!!!

Please,please,please,please....

Anonymous said...

More posts!
please,please,please...

Tiago said...

this show is THE awesome show ! the best ever. (tiago, portugal)

Anonymous said...

barney and this show is the awesomest, bestest, n fantasticest EVER....High five!

Aadil said...

show us some legen....wait for it....dary.
Legendary Moves.