Okay Awesome

Season 1, Episode 5

October 17, 2005



The 24 Similarities Between Women and Fish



1. Both attracted to shiny objects

2. More fun to catch while drinking

3. Neither travel well, so best just to leave them

4. There's others in the sea and/or bar

5. Three words: catch and release

6. They can't go anywhere without their group

7. They just KEEP going to the bathroom

8. Easier to catch the weak ones (like going for two 4s instead of an 8)

9. They are oddly attracted to color

10. They want their mates to be big and strong

11. They get pissy if you grab their tail

12. Untrained dogs just don't know how to properly catch or handle them

13. Both wild and farm raised have their benefits

14. When in the right establishment, you can choose the one you want from those behind the glass.

15. Easier to reel in if you let them wear themselves out first

16. They keep opening their mouths, but nothing important comes out

17. They will suck up anything you drop infront of their mouths (High five!)

18. Neither can operate a vehicle

19. They both eat wierd green stuff like seaweed

20. The harder they shake their tail, the farther they'll go in life

21. They want the pretty plastic castle with a white picket fence

22. They never have to buy drinks

23. They both only care about their eggs

24. Can hook either with a great line